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shit-bored 

a state of being, usually occurs during summer break when you are unemployed and are girlfriendless. A level of boredom lower then being as bored as fuck. Usually can be relieved by taking a shit.
(Somewhere in Kansas)
Jeff: Dude, Im bored! Ill call my girlfriend!
Jeff: Oh thats right! She broke up with me because I'm a loser and have no job!
Jeff: Ill call Jimbo!
(call)
Jeff: Dude! I'm shit-bored what do I do?
Jimbo: You can always take a shit!
Jeff: Your a genius!
shit-bored by boredasshit69 June 25, 2010
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HOLY SHIT IM BORED 

when you are fuckin bored as shit but u have wifi and u dont have anything else to do during quarantine

bored as shit 

an emotional state experienced during periods lacking activity or when individuals are uninterested in the opportunities surrounding them. boredom at the highest level, progresses to shit ;extreme boredom
Steve: "dude, I'm bored. I'm so bored, that I'm bored as shit."

Tim: "let's go cyber stalk losers on facebook."

Steve: "k."
bored as shit by boredasshit1 December 14, 2010

Bored as shit 

Studying managerial economics
University Student 1: Hey, you want to go and get bored as shit later tonight?

University Student 2: No thanks, I'd rather stick my head in the microwave while listening to the Dave Matthews Band
Bored as shit by Kabob King September 12, 2013

im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary 

fuck boredom just like i fuck my stepsister im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary dic

white-boned shit head 

jesus that kid in year 8 is such a white-boned shit head

South of the Border Shit 

The ,shit, following eating really ,spicy, food. Usually very painful shit with lots of burning.
Reggie: After eating that shit I'm gonna have a South of the Border Shit man!