shitblimp 

A person who is simultaneously an asshole and remarkably stupid, a much more devastating way to call someone stupid.

Bob: did you hear Tommy running his mouth again?
Jim: yeah that guy is such a shitblimp!

shitblimp by Colonel_Bill June 17, 2014

Shitlips

A person who tends to talk about things without knowledge, and usually incorrectly (i.e. talks out of their ass), or generally speaking, an idiot.

"Nice try, shitlips. Too bad Jackie Wilson sings that song."

Shitlips by Colinito October 20, 2006

shitbumps 

You have to take a crap so bad and because it's fully brewed it's pressing upon your sphincter. The skin on your entire body breaks out into goosebumps.

"We have to pull over, man. It's been 4 hours since we left and I have to take a dump so bad that I have shitbumps! See them?"

shitbumps by DOUGIELOVE March 7, 2010

Shitflip 

A shitflip is to attempt to kickflip or heelflip or any other flip but have the board completely fly away from you when you kick thus causing embarrassment and making you look like a total dork.
We've all done shit flips. :D

Skater 1: "Duuuuuude check out this sweet quad kickflip."

Skater 2: 'Yeah right, lets see it."

Skater 1: -board flies 20 feet away, gets run over by a car-

Skater 3: "wow what a loser."

Skater 2: "yeah i know right, that was a total shitflip."

Shitflip by ccchhhrriiisss January 11, 2008

Shitpimple 

Word was coined at www.TeamFHA.com by the founder, Elusive. It is analagous to smacktard, fucktard, and asshat.
1. Smartass
2. Noob
3. Dumbass
4. Fuckhead

1. That's it, that's it, what shitpimple just ran into my plane.

2. Next time I get in a plane, why don't you shitpimples get in an AA and help me out.

3. Bullshit!! There is no way that shitpimple knew I was there.

Shitpimple by MoFo November 18, 2004

Shitlips

Someone who provides oral stimulation to anothers anus.

Someone who tongues bum.

Shitlips by Ian April 9, 2003

shitblivious 

blind to the fact of oblivian to the shit at hand

i was so high i was shitblivious to the fact son

shitblivious by dj jake da snake January 12, 2009