shitbasket

extremely drunk to the point where you do not even remember your own name.

Mike: "Dude, I don't even know my own name right now man. I'm just here man!"

Dave: "Dude, you're pretty shitbasket right now. Let me drive you home"

by Mr. Dave'O May 20, 2007

shitbaked

(adj) Terrified. Newfoundland slang.

When I saw that rock comin' at me, I was shitbaked, my son!

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Shitracket

The process of pooping through a racket to make multiple strands of feces.

Person 1: "Did you hear about *Insert name*?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"

by hitman61live December 14, 2012

shitjacket

Anything associated with severe pain, agony, or ruin.

1. Early in his career, Mike Tyson frequently handed out shitjackets to opposing fighters.
2. Drinking that bottle of Crown Royal was not wise. It put a shitjacket on my stomach.
3. Getting fired for sexual harassment will put a shitjacket on your prospects of finding another good job.
4. Ric Flair would put opponents in a shitjacket via the figure-four leg lock.

by theshitshow January 2, 2007

shitbaked

Newfy term for scared shitless

you know you are "shitbaked",when the cops pull you over with open bottles of beer in the car and a dozen in your belly :(

by Molson Canadian February 5, 2010

Slutbasket

Derogatory term used to describe a slut of such magnitude that she would literally need a basket in which to carry such sluttery.

This is your fourth "date" of the night? You are such a slutbasket!

by Kitty Nutcracker November 7, 2008

Shit Basket

Yet another reference to the toilet bowl which you use for your daily (I hope) cleansing.

Evan: So then she said... (blah blah blah)
Karl: Wait! Hold that thought, I gotta go to the Shit Basket!

by Comrade Karl April 12, 2005