shit-fart

it all starts with a table with the words shit fart on it one drunk kid and lots of sex.

girl and boy walk upstairs to find all of their friends shirtless... this is what shit fart night is all about

by hot momma February 6, 2004

shit fart

A fart that has that distinct, almost sweet-smelling, odor of shit, because the person who let it has to shit.

That was a shit fart. Go to the bathroom and take a shit you filthy pig!

by Lefugue August 13, 2009

shit fart

the act of shitting your pants after you fart

when you got to take a shit reall bad and the fart cant wait, splat its a shit fart

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

shit fart

A usually smelly fart which smells like rotten eggs.

See also: egg fart

Damn! Who was it that let a shit fart? It smells like pure shit!

by John November 17, 2003

shit fart seperator

The part of you butt (your cossey)that lets farts leave and keeps the shit in your ass.

Schmits shit fart seperator didn't work so when he shat he had to shcmit because he got poo on his chode hairs

by concrete lab October 17, 2008

shit-fart separator

The shit-fart separator (AKA shitfart separator) is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shit-fart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shit-fart separator usually results in dry farts.

I had bad diarrhea, and my shit-fart separator was in overdrive.

My shit-fart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.

by Flambo Blumpkin February 14, 2008

Shit Fart Separator

AKA SFS The shit fart separator is the divice inside your ass that separates your shit from your farts. Without this divice everything turns into a shart.

Dude are you trying to fart.
No man im testing my shit fart separator.

by RedlegArtillerymen October 15, 2008