shit-and-run 

Taking a massive, hellacious dump in someone else's bathroom (especially a stranger/acquaintance), then leaving swiftly and pretending that nothing happened.

Person 1: Hey man, why are you in such a hurry? We just got here ten minutes ago?

Person 2: Get your coat. I just took a massive shit in this dude's bathroom, and I want to get the hell out of here before he finds out it was me.

Person 1: So...shit-and-run?

Person 2: Exactly.

shit-and-run by Clockwork Lime October 20, 2009

shit-and-run 

When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.

"Dude, DO NOT go in there. Someone just did the biggest shit-and-run I've ever seen."

shit-and-run by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009

Shit and run 

When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.

Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.

Friend: "Man, that dude's dog just shit in my yard and he didn't clean it up!"

Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"

Shit and run by The 1st Lady February 25, 2018

shit and run 

Like a hit and run but involving taking a shit. It's any shit that is performed in under two minutes, thus leaving no time to wipe, wash your hands, or flush. So you drop trow, shit, pull up, and go. The next person into the stall knows they've been the victim of the shit and run.

Shit Sergeant: "Alright maggots we're doing the two minute drill, the shit and run on my whistle!!"

shit and run by bangbangletchyanutshang April 15, 2005

Shit And Run 

This is a prank only pulled off by the professionals including my friend Darren. If you are getting a ride from anyone that you dont like or dont know, for example a taxi, then you calmy pull down your pants and take a shit in the back seat. As the smell reaches the driver's nose he will mostly likely turn around thinking what the fuck is that smell?? Then you yell o fuck watch out! This is best done at nighttime because the driver would probably slam the brakes. When the car stops you get out and run.

"Man Darren, that was smooth performing a shit and run in the back of Matt's car without using any T.P."

"Give that taxi driver a shit and run so you dont have to pay for the fare"

Shit And Run by Meech April 12, 2005

Shit and Run 

To take a shit in a very quick fashion. In and out of the stall in minutes, rarely involving excessive wiping.

I had to leave in the middle of that test for the bathroom, luckily it was a shit and run. I barely missed any time.

Shit and Run by Doctor Gels September 22, 2011

Shit and run 

Taking a dump at work in another department's bathroom and leaving before anyone recognizes you.

I'm currently on the toilet in step 1 of a shit and run.

Shit and run by OhNoOhYeah March 3, 2017