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shit your face 

To open one's mouth and have incoherent garmble escape will little or no understandable meaning.

Can be likened to when a person combines two words on accident becuase they are thinking one and trying to say the other.
In response to a sentence that makes no sense : "You just shit your face man. Clean that up and talk to me when you're not a retard."

If someone frequently shits their face, they can be called a face shitter.
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shit up your face 

It is a street slang. You stand up and shit her/his face means "shit up your face"
- you smell like a shit, did some1 shit up your face?
- yeah thats why i hate 69 position all the time!

i will shit in your face 

Definition: I will beat your ass, pussy faggot.
Bro 1. "Come at me, bro ."

Bro 2. "Don't even try me, bro. i will shit in your face ."
i will shit in your face by Mouse~ September 18, 2013

get your face shit on 

what happens to D1R3C7 CL4NL4N when he gets too drunk
"i heard that d1r3c7 was so drunk that some person took a shit in his open mouth while he was passed out y4 h333rrrrrddd!!"

"NIGGAS DONE SHIT IN MY MOUTH"
-D1
get your face shit on by fdgd February 10, 2005

Go and take your face for a shit! 

To take one's face for a shit
*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

Take your face for a shit 

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”
“This albums so over-rated

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026