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shit slapper 

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.
Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.

Shit Slipper 

Hey Jon, what you doing tonight?.....

I am off down the pub for 10 pints and a Shit Slipper on the way home!
Shit Slipper by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010

shit snapper 

A person who consistently snapchats their friends whilst taking a shit. These people use the best kind of humor to make their friends laugh, or be disgusted, both leading to comedy and amusement for both the recipient and receiver of the alleged snapchat.
Matt: “Did you just get Mike’s snapchapt lol?”
Mike C: “Yea lol he might actually be a bigger shit snapper than me!”
shit snapper by Paceyourself February 7, 2014

Shit Snapper 

A person who spams shit on snapchat, and pisses off all of their friends.
Susan: "Have you texted Lily yet?"

Ryan: "No she is such a shit snapper."
Shit Snapper by Sand Paper Hat December 30, 2019

shit slipper 

telling a girl that you like them but you dont know how to tell her in person, so you can only tell them in a letter when infact you have no interest in the girl at all and to her knowege only finds this out when she gets home only to find a piece of shit stuffed in a envelope.
DANNY: wow mark, i think that girl really likes you. you didnt give her the slip did you?
MARK: fuck that girl! i gave her the slip!haha
DANNY: wow dude, what a fuckin shit slipper
shit slipper by tiranicle teabagger December 17, 2007

slippery shit slide slammer 

using ones backyard slip in slide, for a shitty slippin ass slammin good time!
when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....