When you're taking a shit and dropping nuggets that look like 7 Skittles of different colors smushed together with several single Skittle rat turds between nuggets.

Fuck dude, I just took a skittle shit. The first nugget made me taste the rainbow. I need to drink more water before bed. That was brutal.

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Shit Skittles

When someone with a hairy asshole gets little crusty shit coated pellets hanging from their ass fur.

Roger had to have his girlfriend trim the shit skittles from his bung hole. They were in knots.

Shit Skittles by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

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So happy I could shit skittles.

Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.

Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.

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shit's Skittles

Another way of calling someone a candy ass. A way to imply that said person defecates the hard candy brand Skittles.

That guy collect's small stuffed animals. I wonder if he shit's skittles as well.

shit's Skittles by Walker10,000 May 9, 2008

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Shit on your Skittles

Comparable to the phrase "rain on your parade"; something that brings you down and/or sucks in a major way.

Sally, you look so sad. I wonder who shit on your Skittles?

You know, I was having a great day... don't come over here and shit on my Skittles, butthole.

Shit on your Skittles by perplexiglass January 5, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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