shit penis  

a pathetic asshole who picks on people wimpier than him
he generally has no life or friends
oh, and most people hate him
(sometimes referred to as a 'shitpickle')

dude: god damn! erica is SUCH a shit penis
otherdude; i know! yesterday she stepped on my doritos after her shit penis friend kicked them out of my hands!
dude: what shit penises

shit penis by the cooler kid September 27, 2008

Shit penis 

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.

You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”

Shit penis by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022

Stinky penis shit 

When someone puts a dildo up your anus and you have to get it out by shiting and it stinks.

Dude I just had the worst stinky penis shit last night

Stinky penis shit by Jamermoo April 23, 2019

penis shit licker 

One who licks the penis that has just been inside their own unclean asshole.

Ever since I saw poo on Branka's mouth, knowing she is fond of cock sucking, I had a hunch that she was a penis shit licker.

penis shit licker by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

Holy shit my penis is exploding 

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

Holy shit my penis is exploding by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009

penis shit licker 

Licker of shit coming from penis

you penis shit licker

penis shit licker by matt January 23, 2004

shit pig penis wig

When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it

Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig

shit pig penis wig by Anal suck January 13, 2021