(Noun) A Shupenis is a meme obsessed pre-teen who can not do simple tasks without being hounded by his friends.
Signs of a Shupenis are being sent reposted Reddit and 4Chan posts in a group chat at 3am.
Someone can be a Shupenis if they have trouble letting go of a past lover, despite whether or not they actually talked to said lover. Shupeni' have a vast knowledge of the Metal gear lore, and deliver the dankest memes.
"Did you fill out that College application yet?
No. Not yet, Elder Scrolls six just came out.
Stop being a fucking Shupenis and get to it."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)