shit one 

Said when something bad happens, sometimes in a derisive manner.

Ed: I got caught with porn by my mom.
Bob: Shit one.

shit one by niall February 15, 2004

shit one 

Produce or procure something.

What, no hall pass? You better shit one!

shit one by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Shit one 

To call someone out for telling a poor/shit joke

Stop laughing at your own jokes, it was a shit one!

Shit one by Huh? Huh? Huh? October 13, 2022

having a shit one 

Having a good day or… a shit one

Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders

having a shit one by anonymous March 26, 2022

cat shit one 

Cat shit one is the best anime and manga ever created. Better than everything else.

Person1: Naruto solos mid piece
Person2: cat shit one solos. Other animes are mid.

cat shit one by Verticaldinglenutquantum April 10, 2023

one shit wonder 

While taking a dump, a person simply produces just one big long piece of shit that amazes the human eye. Although, this will be the only piece of shit you're able to get out during your entire bathroom session, the joy that comes with it is immeasurable. Common feelings include deep satisfaction, amazement, relief, and a well sense of being.

"I felt like my ass was gonna explode after all those tacos we ate man! But, instead I just had a one shit wonder! The thing had to be a good foot and a half long. So satisfying. So soothing"

one shit wonder by Mr Tasty May 29, 2009

shit in one sock 

to be organized, to be able accomplish a task

If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.

This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".

After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."

shit in one sock by The Real Davy Jones January 16, 2008