shit my ass
shit my ass by Jugarn Jax June 6, 2005
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Shit My Ass
v. - This phrase can be used in almost any situation, ranging from extreme disgust in one's self, to having a high chlorine level in a pool, or to having a very eldery motorist slowing down traffic ahead. This phrase can be used in a sentence all by itself, or it can be said right in the middle of other words in the same sentence.
Tony: "C'mon ya old bag! She's gotta be going the same way i'm going! Go right on shit my ass red! I'm in a hurry to make signs for the field days!"
Larry: "The chlorine is too high, we can't open the pool today."
Tony: "Shit my ass, just tell the kids to not open their eyes."
Larry: "The chlorine is too high, we can't open the pool today."
Tony: "Shit my ass, just tell the kids to not open their eyes."
Shit My Ass by HeadPoolieInCharge June 30, 2010
shit my ass out
When you have to shit so bad but have to hold it, saying "i am going to shit my ass out" over and over can often alleviate the pain by some small degree.
"Honey, please hurry we're going to be late to my doctor's appointment"
"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.
"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.
shit my ass out by ClinicalDeath March 10, 2009
Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.
"Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass." If you have heard it, it's because kids have recited this famous Tik Tok video by @abdul_cisse. You probably have heard of him due to his shitpost type beatboxing, such as "Total Drama Island" and "Five Nights at Freddy's"
Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.
Booted up my pc
Because I need need
To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite
Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time
Booted up my pc
Because I need need
To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite
Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time
Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass. by JooJ2334 February 7, 2022
SHIT IN MY ASS
-Dude. Last night you got so drunk you made out with your sister and everyone took video of it and now it's all over the internet.
-SHIT IN MY ASS
-SHIT IN MY ASS
SHIT IN MY ASS by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009
Shit On My Ass
Shit On My Ass (etymology: Mod. English; portmaneau of the phrases "shit" and "ass," with "on my" forming the liaison) is a vulgar phrase expressing an utter discontent in an occurence, (e.g. where the conjuction "Shit!" would be used). Offshoots may include: shit on my dick, shite on my arse, holy shit on my ass, and the extremely long "piece of shit motherfucker on my ass."
Teacher: You failed the test, Stan.
Stan: Shit on my ass!
Brittany: I'm cheating on you, Stan.
Stan: You piece of shit motherfucker on my ass!
Stan: Shit on my ass!
Brittany: I'm cheating on you, Stan.
Stan: You piece of shit motherfucker on my ass!
Shit On My Ass by ceaseanddesistsir April 9, 2010
shit on my ass
problem with someone or something that needs to be taken care of or gotten rid of, better if done earlier than later before it spreads everywhere
Wife: I just spent $300 on knick knacks!
Husband: (mutters to himself) fucking bitch is shit on my ass
Husband: (mutters to himself) fucking bitch is shit on my ass
shit on my ass by R Morris August 31, 2006