Shit log
"Bella is always talking about how annoying Taylor is" Susan said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said
Shit log by Lumine Lover May 16, 2018
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Shit-Log Sheriff
One who is appointed the duty of pickin up shit logs (feces) left behind by dogs, also known as bountys that need collecting.
Hey Kristan, Shit-Log sheriff, theres a bounty that needs a collecting over here, its reekin pretty bad, come get it.
Shit-Log Sheriff by theshitlogdeputy March 5, 2011
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shit log look-a-like
Dude, I found a shit log look-a-like today after I flushed, one little turd made it back and it looked just like Dog Chapman.
Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.
Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.
shit log look-a-like by Young Blood Chapman October 2, 2007
Shit log stalker
A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.
Shit log stalker by shovel breaker January 15, 2022
Yule Log Shit
When you crap a massive log of shit the day after Christmas that percolated in your colon from Christmas dinner. These Yule log shits can take hours to pass due to the fact they are the size of a Chipoltle burrito. Often contains: ham, mashed potatoes, apple pie, gingerbread men, dinner rolls and other starchy/fatty drunk food.
My ass is covered in hemorrhoids from giving birth to the biggest yule log shit of my life. I was in labor for like 3 hours.
Yule Log Shit by My sore ass December 25, 2010
I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log
So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting
You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.
I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022
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