Shit log 

Someone who'd always talking shit, spreading rumors, and anything along the lines of gossiping.

"Bella is always talking about how annoying Taylor is" Susan said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said

Shit log by Lumine Lover May 16, 2018

Shit-Log Sheriff 

One who is appointed the duty of pickin up shit logs (feces) left behind by dogs, also known as bountys that need collecting.

Hey Kristan, Shit-Log sheriff, theres a bounty that needs a collecting over here, its reekin pretty bad, come get it.

Shit-Log Sheriff by theshitlogdeputy March 5, 2011

shit log look-a-like 

To examine your shit before you flush and find logs that remind you a people.

Dude, I found a shit log look-a-like today after I flushed, one little turd made it back and it looked just like Dog Chapman.

Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.

shit log look-a-like by Young Blood Chapman October 2, 2007

Shit log stalker 

A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.

Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker”

Shit log stalker by shovel breaker January 15, 2022

Yule Log Shit 

When you crap a massive log of shit the day after Christmas that percolated in your colon from Christmas dinner. These Yule log shits can take hours to pass due to the fact they are the size of a Chipoltle burrito. Often contains: ham, mashed potatoes, apple pie, gingerbread men, dinner rolls and other starchy/fatty drunk food.

My ass is covered in hemorrhoids from giving birth to the biggest yule log shit of my life. I was in labor for like 3 hours.

Yule Log Shit by My sore ass December 25, 2010

Log of shit 

When your skinny and full of shit

Kyle you log of shit

Log of shit by Yeaboiiii January 31, 2017

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log 

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022