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Shit Down 

taking a cheeky break during a long day at work by having five or ten minutes sat on the throne doing nothing..
or possibly a one minute power pooh followed by nine minutes of just sitting and relaxing..
Roger: I'm knackered man.. been on my feet for two hours now.
Bill: nip for a shit down mate, you've deserved it.
Roger: yeah, good call. back in ten.
Shit Down by long jon donger December 20, 2010

Shit down 

When you bare your ass and sit down after being told to SIT DOWN by a Korean professor who struggles with the English language.
Lynn, shit down and learn.
Shit down by LFPham May 7, 2017

Shit Down 

the action of sitting and shitting combined
as you sit down on the toilet you are also in the process of pooping

alternatives:
past tense- Shat down
present tense- shitting down
Mary had the runs all day so she ran to the bathroom and proceded to shit down.

Dude that Waffle house ran right through me last night...I totally shat down on the toilet.
Shit Down by tkbomb9000 April 4, 2009

shit down 

An unexpected termination of software or hardware.
- "Did you shut down the server?"
- "No dude, it was a shit down again. We gotta get that fixed"
shit down by dumpster2 August 23, 2007

Shit-down 

to take a poop, have a movement, drop a loaf.
"Damn, I've got to shit-down."
Shit-down by Nasty Nate, LBK March 18, 2009

shit down 

A prominent English grammar teacher at Fenerbahce High School in Istanbul, Turkey created a new meaning of shit down in the 1990's as defined below. Unfortunately, the English-speaking world has known nothing about this contribution. I am very proud to present it here as one of her students. Learn and widely use it, please.

shit down (v):

1) (order) to tell someone to sit down when they fail to answer a question properly.

2) fail to respond a question properly
You couldn't respond the question again. Shit down and next time work hard.
shit down by tatu10c99 March 18, 2021
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