shit blitz 

"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕

Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.

shit blitz by Word of man October 9, 2018

Bowl blitz shit 

Toilet warfare via the bum shoot. i.e. poo splattering 360 deg. bombing of poop

Don't go in the toilet bro, shits not going down... it's a Bowl blitz shit

Bowl blitz shit by LardBouye December 15, 2016

shit blitzed 

The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.

Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.

shit blitzed by kowtowndevils September 18, 2006

shit blitzer 

An alcoholic drink composed of vodka, dr. pepper, vault soda, and red powerade. First created in Fort 6079.

Last night I got shit faced off shit blitzers

shit blitzer by Zack and Nick September 30, 2007

blitzkrieg shit 

When you are taking a shit and you push very hard so the fecal matter comes out "lightning fast" and there is no need to wipe.

I just took a hella intense blitzkrieg shit at wendy's.

blitzkrieg shit by bizitch October 10, 2006