shirt thong 

A shirt thing is a lame ass t-shirt that douche bros wear to the gym. You make one by taking the following steps..
1) cut off both sleeves and your penis
2) cut from the arm pit down to the base of the t-shirt 1/2 inch from the base
3) enjoy new shirt at the gym

Dude get your crusty shirt thong out of my room

shirt thong by Strike itch April 6, 2019

shit thong 

To be scared enough to soil your undergarments.

when sheila saw the monster in the film she shit thong

shit thong by rod holder March 3, 2014

shit thing

anything, person or object that is just plain shitty. or something that fails to work and pisses you off on a regular basis.

My shit thing broke AGAIN

shit thing by ladyMUNK May 8, 2011

A short thing 

A kid the is really annoying. The are below the age 13.

I feel the the a short things get short each year right Louis.

A short thing by Louis C. 1 June 11, 2018

Shit with that thing 

When a girl has a big, fat ass.

Damn, Becky can shit with that thing. Her ass is huge.

Shit with that thing by optimalbuzz December 12, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020