shirt slasher 

Someone who knifes or shoots people, therefore "slashing" their shirt.

He's a murderer...he's a shirt slasher.

shirt slasher by Thats_funny__69 March 13, 2014

Mobile Shit Splasher 

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.

Mobile Shit Splasher by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008

shit smasher 

A fruit; worm worshipper of distinction. This gets right to the heart of the sickening violence of the homosexual act.

shit smasher by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

The Assramming Shitslasher 

A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.

"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"

Assram Ass Butthurt Bernie Sanders Prolapse

The Assramming Shitslasher by Playboy88 June 8, 2016