shirt nipple 

when you pull on a shirt of a certain material, causing a section of it to stick out and stay that way until smoothed out.

Person 1: "It's so hot out my shirt keeps sticking to my stomach" *pinches / pulls bottom of shirt out*
Person 2: "Now you have a shirt nipple"

shirt nipple by -lori- June 1, 2010

nipple shirt 

when a shirt is so tight that we can see the persons nipples. It is very visible and can be seen about 30 feet away from the person wearing this.

holly shit did u see antos nips in the fuckin nipple shirt!

nipple shirt by Anita Whore May 11, 2008

shit nipple 

(n.) a woman's asshole

"Dude, I totally fucked that girl in her shit nipple all night!"
"Siiiiiick!!!"

shit nipple by Hirohito Okinawa May 2, 2008

New shirt nipples 

When someone forgets to iron out the creases that intersect at the nipples on a new dress shirt. They are seen most often at weddings and other formal events where people who rarely dress up are forced to.

"Check it out! Terry forgot to iron out his new shirt nipples!"

New shirt nipples by Plan February 5, 2013

Shit Nipple 

General insult; usually meaning the person is both weak and a jerk, but is also used to express angry dislike of a person or their actions.

"After all that talk about how he was such a better worker than us, John didn't get a raise. What a shit nipple."

"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"

Shit Nipple by Dark Dave May 17, 2013

nipple shit 

the after math of rubbing your nipples in someone's ass crack

Pat McCurry has nipple shits.

nipple shit by carl huebner May 3, 2009

shit nipples 

an expression used when something surprises you, or something bad happens to you.

oh shit nipples, the dryer just scared the fuck out of me.

shit nipples by xtheusedx3x May 25, 2008