Shirmp

A stupid word my friend made.

My friend made shirmp

by ajcanadian January 13, 2020

Shirmp

Shirmp is any kind of unidentified substance that is supposedly food.

guy 1: "What did you order?"

guy 2: "I ordered the chicken"

guy 1: "that doesn't look like chicken... it's obviously shirmp"

by Mehthelazy October 16, 2010

Shirmp

Southern for "shrimp"

Customer at a local New Orleans cafe: Gimme two shirmp & oyster po-boys, to-go!

by xeraphim August 26, 2019

Shirmp

To have a strong sexual desire for an individual whom you openly deny liking at all.

Adv. Shirmpish ‘Shirley was shirmpish for Rourke for a long time’

Verb: Shirmping ‘Shirley is still shirmping for Rourke’

‘Ellie will never admit it but she’s a total shirmp for Rourke’

‘Rourke is Ellie’s shirmp. I don’t know why she tries to deny it!’

by Shirley shirmp August 30, 2022

Shirtpipe

When you walk out of the shower wearing only a t-shirt and you get a massive erection.

I was just about to go to work but my boyfriend left the shower with a massive shirtpipe. Let's just say I was late for work that day.

by Loril November 19, 2021

Sonic and the Seven Shrimp

An action-adventure game written and developed by Sonic the Hedgehog. The game was a hit in Mongolia and sold 17 copies. You can buy the game for The Vectrex, the Atari Lynx, and the Philips CD-i. Sonic the Hedgehog is a pro Rocket League player who is clearly better than any other person in the world.

Sonic and the Seven Shrimp is da best game i have ever playyed.

by ChocolateFlavoredNut July 15, 2020

sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.

Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017