shiny shit 

Adjective Preston slang for that "devil may care" attitude

Use of shiny glamourises the shit and raises the level of merely 'Giving a shit'

"You weren't at lectures today and missed some important work"

Reply "I don't give a shit! In fact, I don't give a shiny shit"

shiny shit by Foregone Conclusion July 30, 2006

you can't shine shit

The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.

delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!

you can't shine shit by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010

shiny shitting

The act of someone hacking shiny pokémon into a game while taking a fat shit so they won't be judged.

Example of Shiny Shitting:

John: See Jerry over there, i bet he's a shiny shitter.

Antonio: Absolutely he is, have you seen his party?

shiny shitting by YourLocalTorchy November 6, 2022

shit shins 

When one removes the toilet off of an underground porta potty and jumps in and is shins deep in shit he is then called "shit shins"

After he became shit shins he couldn't eat for the rest of the day.

shit shins by TanRin March 30, 2009

Shit shity shish kabob 

An alternative to the word "shit" used for when you mess up, but only so mildy that you cause no major harm. Best said in very faggy voice.

Jim: "Hey Gary, is that toast burning?"
Gary: "Oh, shit shity shish kabob.

Shit shity shish kabob by Jackage September 30, 2006

Shit-shine 

the act of wiping your shit on someone's belongings.

Julie pissed me off last night so I gave her car a nice, sloppy shit-shine before I left.

Shit-shine by Dr. Buttersmacks February 26, 2011

shit, shave, shower and shine 

Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.

"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.

Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".

Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."

Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."

shit, shave, shower and shine by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013