Adjective Preston slang for that "devil may care" attitude
Use of shiny glamourises the shit and raises the level of merely 'Giving a shit'
Use of shiny glamourises the shit and raises the level of merely 'Giving a shit'
"You weren't at lectures today and missed some important work"
Reply "I don't give a shit! In fact, I don't give a shiny shit"
Reply "I don't give a shit! In fact, I don't give a shiny shit"
by Foregone Conclusion July 30, 2006
Get the shiny shit mug.The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.
delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.
honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!
honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010
Get the you can't shine shit mug.The act of someone hacking shiny pokémon into a game while taking a fat shit so they won't be judged.
Example of Shiny Shitting:
John: See Jerry over there, i bet he's a shiny shitter.
Antonio: Absolutely he is, have you seen his party?
John: See Jerry over there, i bet he's a shiny shitter.
Antonio: Absolutely he is, have you seen his party?
by YourLocalTorchy November 6, 2022
Get the shiny shitting mug.When one removes the toilet off of an underground porta potty and jumps in and is shins deep in shit he is then called "shit shins"
by TanRin March 30, 2009
Get the shit shins mug.An alternative to the word "shit" used for when you mess up, but only so mildy that you cause no major harm. Best said in very faggy voice.
by Jackage September 30, 2006
Get the Shit shity shish kabob mug.by Dr. Buttersmacks February 26, 2011
Get the Shit-shine mug.Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.
"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.
Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.
Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."
Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
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