A college dance-team at Alabama State University out of Montgomery, Alabama. They are known also as being under a lengthy leadership of Elisa "Lisa" Porter. They are currently led by the most infamous Shakeidra Jones aka KeKe. The Stingettes are also known for many other well-known captains such as; Ty Q Harrell, Lauren Brown, Victoria Betts, Jordan Carter, Romisa Hill and Ashley Harris. These ladies are known for their 8 counts and 16 counts and are rivaled by many, but no need to discuss them. Some fans describe them as Sting Sting, Sting. Their co-band partners includes Honey Bee's, Ladies of Distinction and Marching Hornets.
Fan #1: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas Stingettes.
Fan #2: Who You Think Gon' Be CaptainNext Year.
Fan #1: I Think Pagan or LaChanee.
Fan #2: Bitch I Think Asia Is.
Fan #1: We'll See; Kali Should Have Came Back Ugh.
Fan #2: I Know Right; But I Love Stingettes.
The Swinette is a living musical instrument made from the hair of a horses tail, strung tightly across the asshole of a hog. To make music with the Swinette is to blow like hell into the hog's ass while pinching his testicles tightly. The music that comes out will sound something like a ruptured kazoo with the squealing of the hog. Such favorites as "Foggy Mountain Breakdown", "Orange Blossom Special", and "Mountain Dew" my be played with ease, with the Swinette.
Last night at the Ho Down, The Swinette player grabbed his Swinette, got up on stage, wet his lips, and blowed a tune called "Everything is kinda all right". When he got done everybody stood up and cheered for an encore, so he then finished up his set with "Turkey in the Straw"! The Swinette player then said, "a good time was had by all, and we all had a good time".
She loves to play She is a very good cook.Kind.Sometimes genuras.Nice.Always curious.Says anything that comea through her mouth when shes mad.Very Impatient