spinette

a nurse who works in a spinal surgery office, often a mean and enticing wench who likes to make men bend over and weep

Melvin had arrived late for his appointment therefore he had to see the spinette for his treatment.

spinette by kengi October 11, 2005

Swinette 

To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!

My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night.

Swinette by Bill P. August 29, 2006

Swinette 

The Swinette is a living musical instrument made from the hair of a horses tail, strung tightly across the asshole of a hog. To make music with the Swinette is to blow like hell into the hog's ass while pinching his testicles tightly. The music that comes out will sound something like a ruptured kazoo with the squealing of the hog. Such favorites as "Foggy Mountain Breakdown", "Orange Blossom Special", and "Mountain Dew" my be played with ease, with the Swinette.

Last night at the Ho Down, The Swinette player grabbed his Swinette, got up on stage, wet his lips, and blowed a tune called "Everything is kinda all right". When he got done everybody stood up and cheered for an encore, so he then finished up his set with "Turkey in the Straw"! The Swinette player then said, "a good time was had by all, and we all had a good time".

Swinette by anonymous January 5, 2020

Swinette 

a musical instrument - 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, which is plucked with the teeth.

Usually used when someone is asking too many questions and being really annoying

"Why dont you go somewhere and play your swinette"

which almost always leads to:

"Whats a Swinette"

"Its 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, and you pluck it with your teeth".

In other words....go away......

Swinette by Fish2062 September 11, 2010

Stinette 

Stinette- refers to/replaces ANY THING or ANY WORD. It can be used in place of any person, place, or thing.
(important)- the word can prefixed/ suffixed differently, check example 3 and 4 below, respectively.

1. Look at the size of her stinettes. (may be eyes, ears, or most likely, breasts)
2. Don't forget to pick up my stinette. (referring to anything, golf clubs, shoes, clothes, etc.)
3. Whats his name? John Stinetti? (replacing the last name of a person)
4. My tinettes are killing me. (Pointing to eyes, feet, fingers- maybe after getting them slammed in the door?)

Stinette by Michael Corso October 4, 2005

Spicette 

A female of Latin decent.

Lisette Melendez is a Spicette

Spicette by Having@myself. November 23, 2014

swinette 

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

swinette by Rob November 30, 2003