Something from the anime/manga series ‘Fist of the North Star’, meaning ‘you are already dead.’ And then the person it has been said to dies. If you hear this said, it is completely unacceptable to not say ‘Nani?!?!?’.
Random person: omae wamou shindeiru
Me: *appears behind them* NANI?!?!?!?!
This is only used in the highest profiles of the highest edgy meme lords. it can be used to absolutely destroy an opponent in battle. Only the best can use it. It means “you are already dead” but will instantly kill your opponent in an anime battle.
Opponent: “ fight me”
You: “omae wamou shindeiru”
Opponent: dies
You: naruto run away
'You are already dead' in Japanese. Legend says that if you say "Omae wa mou shindeiru." to an opponent, their response will always be "NANI?" meaning 'WHAT' in Japanese. Then said opponent will die. If 'Nani' is not said, then...? The opponent will die anyway though.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.