Shildoe

A dildo covered in shit mostly because it's used for anal satisfaction.

Shildoe- "Damn i found jims mom's shildo, that thing is covered in shit like a chocolate covered pretzel!"

by Fred in red August 22, 2008

shildoe

shit in a condom & freeze it, than use it as a dildoe

im gonna go use my homemade shildoe

by Trenton BBB January 11, 2018

Swildoe

Anything or anyone that is fucking amazing. Swildoe is the kind of thing all the homies want to be. Let’s be honest here, the word itself sounds amazing.

Man that guy is an absolute Swildoe.

by Savagechad69 January 7, 2021

shildo

A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".

That is a huge shildo.

by matthew wengler July 3, 2004

shindoesntlikeyou

Shindoesntlikeyou is a person who bullies shin role players for fun

Shin role player: hey I got bullied earlier

Person: oh did you get bullied by “shindoesntlikeyou”?

by Exhaustediroha September 2, 2021

Shildon

A small scruffy town in county durham, home to hooligans, thugs, chavs and alcoholic teens. Shildon has its plus sides, it has more than 20 takeaways, on our 200-300 metre high street. shildon is made up of small shops, take aways and generally unnice people. if indeed you are common scum please join shildon youll fit in with over 90% of people.

were shall we go to be agressive dicks... shildon we can crossbow people yeah?

by Smithy werman jensen June 30, 2009

Shildo

A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.

Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.

I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.

by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009