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shiftpoop 

A poop taken while on the job. The best time there is to do it because you're getting paid to poop!
Bill: Man I took a nice poop the other day.

Bob: No way it can compare to my shiftpoop today. I got paid 10 bucks to do it!
shiftpoop by capnhook July 30, 2010
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Shiftymoose 

-a large deer like animal that sells intoxicating substances to small children.

-an asshat that trolls internet forums
My child stole my money to buy marujuana from that Shiftymoose.

dude why do you have to act like a shiftymoose while posting on my thread?
Shiftymoose by John..... August 23, 2006