Shit-Swoop

Stealing the honor of performing the first bowel movement in someone else's new residence. This is most applicable after you help a buddy move-in to a new place and you just have to go to the bathroom to take a dump.

Andy: "Hey guys, I just totally stunk up the bathroom, be warned!"

Andrew: "Damnit Andy! Why did you just shit-swoop my bathroom? This is my brand-new apartment and I haven't even used the toilet yet!"

Shit-Swoop by Ronnie J October 18, 2012

shit scooper

The mouth of someone talking shit or not making any sense.

Hey man, shut your shit scooper and listen up!

shit scooper by TJ Bragg September 20, 2006

The frito shit scoop 

While having butt sex take a skechers box place it on her vagina and take a drum stick and beat It as hard as you can then proced to piss on her and tell her to drink it after that take a shit across her face and drag it down to her butthole rub it in then take a frito chip stick it all up in the bitches asshole then make her eat the chip

We just did the frito shit scoop

The frito shit scoop by Chawk111111 July 18, 2010

scooping shit water 

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

scooping shit water by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

shitscoop 

1. verb to describe person who screws something up

3. noun to describe something generally used to pick up animal poop

1. Hey shitscoop how do you go from 1 to 3 typing definitions?

3: Honey, babe, I know you hear me, can you get the kids to grab this shitscoop and clean up the yard?

shitscoop by Caddywompus84 January 17, 2017