An awesome guy with a perfect music taste and a perfect body that gets the chicks moist. Also is the god of banter with Danny, Joe, Piers, Jenna and Denny. There is nobody like shezer.
Girl 1: i feel tingly down there. Girl 2: me too. danny and joe are looking up viral videos shezer: this is gr8 banterm8. Girls: oh yeah, shezers here. That explains it, I wish I was with him.
A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.