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O Gunter shiezer in my face again
Shiezer by AndyMcD February 22, 2004
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he looked up at the rollercoaster and said shiezer
shiezer by b-rad G July 31, 2003

Shitzer Spritzer 

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum
"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"
Shitzer Spritzer by hydro dumper October 7, 2009
An awesome guy with a perfect music taste and a perfect body that gets the chicks moist. Also is the god of banter with Danny, Joe, Piers, Jenna and Denny. There is nobody like shezer.
Girl 1: i feel tingly down there. Girl 2: me too. danny and joe are looking up viral videos shezer: this is gr8 banter m8. Girls: oh yeah, shezers here. That explains it, I wish I was with him.
shezer by Ironmaidenrulezzz March 28, 2015

Shizer Wilhelm 

A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm
Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm
Shizer Wilhelm by Yonker April 20, 2008
the english form of the german word schei*e or in english shit
*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B
Du bist Schei*e
you are shit
shizer by ZAC =P April 4, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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