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shitbumps 

You have to take a crap so bad and because it's fully brewed it's pressing upon your sphincter. The skin on your entire body breaks out into goosebumps.
"We have to pull over, man. It's been 4 hours since we left and I have to take a dump so bad that I have shitbumps! See them?"
shitbumps by DOUGIELOVE March 7, 2010
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A cross between the process of having to shit, and the unexpected result from defecating.
Sal had to evacuate his feces, and wound up taking a shidump, which resulted in an extensive, overdrawn session of lurid defecation, thus alleviating his ardent anus.

"Ah man, don't go into the restroom, I just took one big shidump!"

"That shidump made all the difference! I feel lighter now."

"Alright let's eat, but first let me take that shidump I've been waiting for."
shidump by SonicJives May 25, 2009

Shicumpiss 

when you shit, cum & piss at the same time; usually happens in public restrooms.
Person 1: “I wonder where Person 2 went..”
*Person 2 walks in sweaty as hell*
Person 2: I made a shicumpiss
Shicumpiss by THENOTORIUSJONGJONGUN September 16, 2019
A term from the Edo period in Japan refering to places, persons, or things of effortless perfection. Anything that is Shibumi is noble and fulfilling in a manner that is not shaped exclusively by analytical thought. Simply put, a state of great refinement underlying commonplace appearances.
"I can't wait to get back to shibumi for a jelly sandwich"
or
"BUMI! Whats-shapp'in baby!?"
or
"Where is hell is shibumi?"
shibumi by #8 bolin heights April 8, 2005
Shivumping is the combination of shivering and humping.
The dog was shivump -ing the pole on a cold winters day.
He was shivumping me as we made love in the frosty meadow.
shivump by ChernobylHead January 4, 2010

shabumpkin

When playing the game Padiddle you can do the same with the tail lights of cars and instead of yelling Pdiddle! you yell Shabumpkin!
A car passes with one tail light Caitlyn yells "Shabumpkin!" and Nick and Michael take their pants off.
shabumpkin by Jewish Jethro May 9, 2007