shfifty-five 

The areolas -- nipples...usually on a female; often used to insult fat men with puffy nipples/large bitch tits that one needs a bra to hold back.

Damn, get your shfifity-five up out this mug. Fukin tipples bouncing all over the place!

shfifty-five by signaling_suicide_failures March 10, 2004

shfifty five

A word which seems to have been coined by the alleged Arab rock/rap group, Group X. The band has become very famous, considering that nobody has seen an ad for them on TV, heard an ad for them on the radio, or read one in a newspaper or magazine of any kind.
Shfifty five is a group x colloquialism for "fifty five".

Girlfriends Age? Shfifty Five
My IQ? Shfifty Five
You must pay... 5 + 5 = fifty fifty fifty, shifty five, siggady shwop shwow shwow shwow

shfifty five by You don't need to know my name. February 14, 2005

shfifty five

The only real way to say 55.

SHIGGITY SHIGGITY SHWANG SHFIFTY FIVE!

shfifty five by Rhymenocerous 5000 February 12, 2009

shfifty five

the title of a great song by group X. used to mean something epic and awesome.

Jenny: Dude, I just caught a fly with my chopsticks.
Maria: That's soo shfifty five.

Tom: *darts throught the sliding doors right as they're about to close*
Jeremy: *begins singing the song shfifty five*

shfifty five by ur girlfriend May 1, 2010

shfifty five

the greatest number known to man from the american word the fucking collest shit ever... ever.

john: how many times did u do that sweet ass trick?!?!
marcus: like shfifty five times!!!

shfifty five by samuel adams January 27, 2005

schfifty five 

The number that comes after:
Shwam. Doo. Two and heif. Scheven. Schfourteenteen. Schwenty one. Twenty seven heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven!
(what you say???)

I know, how to count, all the way the SCHFIFTY FIVE.

schfifty five by Juliya April 14, 2004

Schfifty-five 

-A secret that is sooooo good to hear it.
-A big number
-Comes after 37
-5+5
-Girlfriend's age
-My IQ
-Can be said faster than "Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"

"Hey little girl, did you want to know a secret? Well I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. You wanna know what it schwas? Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas. I can count....all de way....to..SCHFIFTY-FIVE. And I can tell you how to do it faster than you can say Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"

Schfifty-five by Scrojmachett January 19, 2004