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sheeii
sheeii by HO MAH GAWD June 19, 2007
sheiiii
“SHEIIII!” Yelled Marson. Then Marlin also yelled, “SHEIIII!” Then Rebecca snaped, “Uhh plz stop I’m trying to do my homework!”
sheiiii by I make up words!!! May 15, 2021
Sheiit
Money laundering? In West Baltimore! Sheiit.
Shexting
texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.
Shexting by trannykingtuck January 31, 2007
shmexii
shmexii by ImOnABoatYARR March 27, 2010
shexiful
A stupid version of the word "sexy" with the suffix "full" added on to it, probably by someone with way too much time on their hands in a failed attempt at individuality.
shexiful by Wiggy_liastd September 6, 2008
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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