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sheriff's badge

When a woman puts a man in spread-eagled (five-point) suspension bondage and titty-fucks him.
Brendon wasn't really into that girl, but then she gave him a sheriff's badge, and he fell in love!
sheriff's badge by Allmeasshole February 22, 2009

sheriff's badge

I drew a sheriff's badge in my pants.

An image created by one's bottom burp that, despite being utterly random, accurately depicts the image of a County Sheriff's badge.
Wow man, the morning after that Vindaloo, I was heading to the loo for a Vindapoo, but didn't make it. I ended by drawing a sheriff's badge in my pants.
sheriff's badge by n1b5 August 3, 2016

Rusty Sheriff's Badge 

Arsehole, ring, sphincter, anus
Show us your Rusty Sheriff's Badge ya dirty bitch!!
Rusty Sheriff's Badge by D November 10, 2003

Rusty Sheriff's Badge 

Rusty Sheriff's Badge by Ste April 6, 2003

Rusty Sheriff's Badge 

To use it's correct scientific name: 'The A-hole'.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.
"See you in fifteen minutes Ed, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.

polish the rusty sheriff's badge 

Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.
"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"