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shelf bra 

Shelf bra is a type of bra that does not cover the nipples or the upper portion of the breasts. Its function is to lift the breasts up and provide some form of support (or so they claim). Highly impractical for daily use, serves 3 real functions:

1. Lifts the breasts, making them look full and firm under a sweater or such
2. Makes the nipples prominent under clothing
3. Makes a girl look like a porn star, which may spice up a couple's sex life.

For bedroom usage, a shelf bra may be paired with matching panties, garterbelts, stockings etc.
Cindy bought a pair of matching panties and shelf-bra as a surprise treat for her boyfriend. This lead to a four-hour sex session and an odd-looking stain on one of their bedroom walls.
shelf bra by Cruel Elevator May 17, 2005
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Bottom Shelf Brad 

Usually but not exclusively a poor or working class white male that has severe anger issues. They usually target women of color(particularly black women)feeding off of their insecurities and gullibility.

They can be vehemently racist, extremely violent and destructive. They know that being White alone can be enough to get by in Urban areas and take full advantage of it.
Person 1 - Yo you heard about Keyshia new boyfriend

Person 2 - Yeah I heard he just got out of jail due to child porn charges

Person 1 - Welp, he just went back because he just killed her

Person 2 - Oh damn....Typical Bottom Shelf Brad
Bottom Shelf Brad by Ant0091 December 31, 2020

self-brainwashing 

Extricating certain words, thoughts, beliefs, and expectations from one's brain and replacing them with other words, thoughts, beliefs, and/or expectations by writing them, reading them, recording them, playing them back, thinking about them and practicing them.
Reading numerous self-help books I realized that my beliefs and expectations were injected into me in various ways by different people since I was a child. Gradually, I realized that I could replace the negative words, thoughts, beliefs, and expectations with correct and better ones. I call that process self-brainwashing.
self-brainwashing by but for May 7, 2018

Self Brainwashing 

Self Brainwashing is a form of anxiety whetecyou become so paranoid of something about yourself you believe it to be true even if it isn't.
Rudy told Kelly she shall become cursed and can't drink Slurp because it will kill her. Now Kelly feels sick every time she tries to drink Slurp. Kelly is Self Brainwashing.

brain shell

ur skull when u don’t want to say your skull
“You’re brain shell is the bone around your brain” said the health teacher, “what’s a brain shell again teacher?” “your skull” he said.
brain shell by Therealjhoncena November 1, 2022

brain shell

your skull but you can’t think of the word skull so you say brain shell
your brain shell is your skull. it’s very important. pls don’t break your brain shell
brain shell by Therealjhoncena November 1, 2022
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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