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monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained
say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth
monkey sheeth by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004
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