jgiddy99's definitions

overtwast

when there is a cloud of smoke in the room which is suspended over the group(Person or Persons) after smoking. (ie. any tobacco or drugs)

After the two stopped freebasing methamphetimines there was a bit of overtwast luminating threw the light.

by jgiddy99 November 5, 2005

g- tard- ed

just being fucked off by consuming too much G.H.BEE

Girl: you can't fuck me >>> You are G-TARD-ED.!!!>>>>yo your worth less

by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005

choad

Basically, any excess skin on the head of a penis or in the scrotum to anus area. On the female, her vuluptous vulva and her taint region

jesse pulled back his choad to remove the lint from the head of his penis or his scrotum to anus region.

by jgiddy99 December 27, 2006

smegma

The infected, greasy, stanky, clumpped-up, egg yolk colored, residukes from having foreskin and not being cleaned on a regular basis is called SMEGMA.

Jose, after working in the fields and having sex with two fat burrito makers, had to wipe the smegma off his penis head b/c the rank stank knocked out 2 other fruit workers. Also, stuff that hookers eat at buffets.

by jgiddy99 December 27, 2006

shocker

The SHOCKER is every womans friend. It's when you suprize her while fingering her with your pointer and middle finger and then slip your pinky finger in her ass without her permission. This will give her a sense of violation as she will start gyrationg to the shocker cuz it feels so good. Fingering her pussy and ass hole at the same time.

I was getting her warmed up with two fingers and pulled the wild card out and my pinky finger to hit her ass at the same time. At first she was shocked then she fucked my .....fingers. She just recieved the shocker. two in the grass and one in the ass.

by jgiddy99 January 21, 2007

the looks

When person is sooo fucked up or not fucked up and they think they are looking for something like their keys, sunglasses, the pipe, their dope, or simply anything that is important. They they get Angry, frustrated, pissy, and accuse someone of taking it then realize that it is in their hand, pocket, on top of their head, behind their ear or in plain view. That is called the LOOKS

I was trying to get out of the house and get to work but could not find my keys. I looked fucken every where. THEN realized they were in my pocket. I had the looks.

by jgiddy99 April 2, 2007

chocolate tunnel taster

A gay man who licks on the ass of another man.

That fag Benji is a chocolate tunnel taster.

by jgiddy99 December 6, 2006