bike

a long tube of glass with a bulbous end. The bulb has a small hole(carb)in it. USUALLY used to smoke meth out of, but sold in local head shops and dollar stores. The pipe "bike" is used as a cover up to smoke dope. ex. one tweeker to another in covert convo."Say jay hee. wanna go ride bikes?" Translation: "jay hee, wanna go smoke some dope?" reply..."Sure i would love to go rides bikes!" translation..."Jay Hee would love to smoke some meth with joe"
ex. one tweeker to another in covert convo."Say jay hee. wanna go ride bikes?" Translation: "jay hee, wanna go smoke some dope?" reply..."Sure i would love to go rides bikes!" translation..."Jay Hee would love to smoke some meth with joe"
by jgiddy99 December 04, 2004
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smegma

The infected, greasy, stanky, clumpped-up, egg yolk colored, residukes from having foreskin and not being cleaned on a regular basis is called SMEGMA.
Jose, after working in the fields and having sex with two fat burrito makers, had to wipe the smegma off his penis head b/c the rank stank knocked out 2 other fruit workers. Also, stuff that hookers eat at buffets.
by jgiddy99 December 19, 2006
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choad

Basically, any excess skin on the head of a penis or in the scrotum to anus area. On the female, her vuluptous vulva and her taint region
jesse pulled back his choad to remove the lint from the head of his penis or his scrotum to anus region.
by jgiddy99 December 19, 2006
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fuhmunda cheeze

when a man has been working out in the heat and sweating. He developes a film of sweat and scrotum chafe under his nut sac.
do ya want a fumunda chesse sandwich. lemme scrape fuhmunda my balls and give you one..
by jgiddy99 December 04, 2004
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jacked

to take too much meth at one sitting and realizing you got some good dope
wow dude im fucking jacked....i cant go to work like this
by jgiddy99 December 04, 2004
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g- tard- ed

just being fucked off by consuming too much G.H.BEE
Girl: you can't fuck me >>> You are G-TARD-ED.!!!>>>>yo your worth less
by jgiddy99 August 19, 2005
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the looks

When person is sooo fucked up or not fucked up and they think they are looking for something like their keys, sunglasses, the pipe, their dope, or simply anything that is important. They they get Angry, frustrated, pissy, and accuse someone of taking it then realize that it is in their hand, pocket, on top of their head, behind their ear or in plain view. That is called the LOOKS
I was trying to get out of the house and get to work but could not find my keys. I looked fucken every where. THEN realized they were in my pocket. I had the looks.
by jgiddy99 March 27, 2007
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