jgiddy99's definitions

smegma

The infected, greasy, stanky, clumpped-up, egg yolk colored, residukes from having foreskin and not being cleaned on a regular basis is called SMEGMA.

Jose, after working in the fields and having sex with two fat burrito makers, had to wipe the smegma off his penis head b/c the rank stank knocked out 2 other fruit workers. Also, stuff that hookers eat at buffets.

by jgiddy99 December 27, 2006

speach-amphetimine

When you injest a plentiful amount of meth that your speach becomes a bunch of shit no one can understand, a lick of "i dunno what the fuck i am trying to say" or what you are trying to say or speach. That is a speach-amphetimine.

Say you got that thingaslkjdnasfkjgn truck iddooo too much method of me head what did you say? Sorry you could not undersand what i said ....cuz I have a speach-amphetimine.

by jgiddy99 November 20, 2007

overtwast

when there is a cloud of smoke in the room which is suspended over the group(Person or Persons) after smoking. (ie. any tobacco or drugs)

After the two stopped freebasing methamphetimines there was a bit of overtwast luminating threw the light.

by jgiddy99 November 5, 2005

g- tard- ed

just being fucked off by consuming too much G.H.BEE

Girl: you can't fuck me >>> You are G-TARD-ED.!!!>>>>yo your worth less

by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005

choad

Basically, any excess skin on the head of a penis or in the scrotum to anus area. On the female, her vuluptous vulva and her taint region

jesse pulled back his choad to remove the lint from the head of his penis or his scrotum to anus region.

by jgiddy99 December 27, 2006

fuhmunda cheeze

when a man has been working out in the heat and sweating. He developes a film of sweat and scrotum chafe under his nut sac.

do ya want a fumunda chesse sandwich. lemme scrape fuhmunda my balls and give you one..

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

twacked

When ample amount of meth is induced into the system and all reality becomes a back seat driver to meth. and no matter what your gonna be late to everything.

jaime must be twacked out because he said he would be here in fifteen minutes. He must have his hands in his fish tank re arranging it ...AGAIN

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004