A shrekosexual is someone who is sexually attracted to shrek (as on ogre). A person that is shrekosexual cannot be sexual attracted to Fiona or any ogre in that matter.
Jeffery: Will you go out with me?
Quinn: No, sorry I’m shrekosexual...
Jeffery: oh okay, shrek’s a lucky guy.
shu-mo-seks-shu-ul- one who is not gay, but wears nice shoes all the time, leading others to believe that he may be homosexual. much like a metrosexual, but a specific area of metrosexuality, obviously pertaining to the shoes.
Is that dude gay? Those boots must be $400+!!! "No man... he's just shoemosexual."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"