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sheepfarm 

To tie up in bondage.

Generally referring to the act of tying up a male-identifying individual in bondage, generally a full torso form such as the Karada tie from shibari.
"Yup, I'd totally sheepfarm him."

"Wow, he's got a great body for sheepfarming."
sheepfarm by SimmetraM May 17, 2014
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sheeptard 

Sheep - blindly follow's the herd, lack of invidualism
Tard - retarded, of low IQ and knowledge.

A person without consciousness and ability to think for themselves to their own detriment.
Look at all of those sheeptards voting for _______.
sheeptard by Lexvegan February 12, 2008

Sheeptards 

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People, who after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government who has slowly killed them and their country.
The Sheeptards like taking a good stiff one from the powers that be, so long as they can vote for their favorite American Idol.
Sheeptards by USADexter January 13, 2009
Another name for a honda civic hatchback. usually derogative. unless you're into that sort of thing.
you know that car has the exact same profile as a sheep?
sheepcar by jpoo November 3, 2003

sheepface 

sheepface 1. (noun) a vagina

sheepface 2. (adj) pure unadulterated pwnage
"Her sheepface was pretty nasty, but I hit it anyway."

"He mowed down my vagina's long pubic hairs with his teeth, it was so sheepface."
sheepface by Mr. sheep face August 9, 2007

sleepfarter 

A person who passes their gas while they are asleep
Holly is the worst to sleep near, she is such a sleepfarter.
sleepfarter by jordan calise April 4, 2011

sheeptard 

The divine spirit.
Sheeptard is god
sheeptard by David December 30, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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