Sticking a sharpie into a girls ass with the tip pointed out. You then have sex with said girl doggy-style, and when you are done decipher what "she wrote."
Kid 1: Did you catch "Murder, She Wrote" last night? I missed it.
Kid 2: Yea it was the shit! Jessica found another murderer and saved Cabot Cove just in time.
Kid 1: She might as well be Jesus.