shdukered 

Adjective. The state of being in the shower while someone enters your tiny bathroom and takes a duker. Common to families with young children.

I was shdukered by my six year old, while taking a shower this morning.

shdukered by nickodan November 19, 2014

shickered 

Derives from 'shicker',an alcoholic beverage, means to be pissed/drunk/legless

Fred: What did you do last night?

George: Got shickered

shickered by Sonny-T December 8, 2006

shwokered 

To be simultaneously shook, woke, and triggered.

I was shwokered when Trump got elected president.

shwokered by cornfed_pnut March 16, 2018

shakukered 

When one is royally fucked in the ass by life or some other force of nature though it may occasionally be applied to a human caused conflict.

FAM1: yo yo yo fam you crispy

FAM2: nah fam i got Megans number but it rained and ruined it

FAM1: ain't she movin away to

FAM2: yea im never gonna get another chance

FAM1: damn fam you got shakukered

shakukered by Krispyfam September 27, 2017

Shnokered 

Wasted off your ass, usually resulting in the loss of your clothes.

Dude, did you hear bout Zach, he got so shnokered the other night he ended up in the Wal Mart parking lot in his whitey tighties.

Shnokered by Zachary Orr January 14, 2009

shunkered

getting wasted on a night out

Am gonna get shunkered on saturday night

shunkered by shaz84 September 5, 2011

Lamb shankered 

Rhyming slang for "wankered"

I only like RnB before going out, gets you in the mood for getting lamb shankered

Vodka gets Gretna absolutely lamb shankered

Lou like to smoke gwan, it gets her lamb shankered

Lamb shankered by ginnipanni September 24, 2009