shakukered 

When one is royally fucked in the ass by life or some other force of nature though it may occasionally be applied to a human caused conflict.

FAM1: yo yo yo fam you crispy

FAM2: nah fam i got Megans number but it rained and ruined it

FAM1: ain't she movin away to

FAM2: yea im never gonna get another chance

FAM1: damn fam you got shakukered

shakukered by Krispyfam September 27, 2017

Shakured 

Shakured- over crowed, too packed
derived from Tupac Shakur

The nightclub is shakured therefore i cannot move

Shakured by DiggyPoos April 12, 2010

shdukered 

Adjective. The state of being in the shower while someone enters your tiny bathroom and takes a duker. Common to families with young children.

I was shdukered by my six year old, while taking a shower this morning.

shdukered by nickodan November 19, 2014

Lamb shankered 

Rhyming slang for "wankered"

I only like RnB before going out, gets you in the mood for getting lamb shankered

Vodka gets Gretna absolutely lamb shankered

Lou like to smoke gwan, it gets her lamb shankered

Lamb shankered by ginnipanni September 24, 2009

Salt shakered 

When a women pokes holes into in a unsuspecting man condoms

Did you hear Jim having a kid . Yeah he got salt shakered .

Salt shakered by Palabras y más allá May 23, 2018