Shrumpy

People of a diminutive stature with a sour disposition i.e. Short AND Grumpy

That shrumpy person at table 6 just sent her food back for the 3rd time.

Shrumpy by BadHobbit June 15, 2013

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Scrumpy 

Demomans drink of choice

Demoman: this bottle of scrumpy is delicious *drinks*

ALCOHOLIC HIT

Scrumpy by le phantom bread April 29, 2020

scrumpy 

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)

scrumpy by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Strumpy 

From a Middle English word Strumpet, which is defined as a woman prostitute or a woman adulterer. The word is used to lovingly address a female friend when desiring to be clever and witty.


syn: adulteress, fornicatress, hussy, jade, loose woman, slut, trollop

Where did you sleep last night, Strumpy?

or

Where did you lose your wallet, Strumpy?

Strumpy by Strumpy March 30, 2005

shrimpy 

Adjective used to describe something small. It is mainly used to describe something to be small and cute, in adoration toward people you cherish, but it can also be derogatory, if used to describe others, who are not your friends.

I'm so shrimpy!! :D

Aww, you're such a shrimp!

He's so shrimpy, I'll never date him.

shrimpy by ineverr July 7, 2011

Shrump 

Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.

You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.

Shrump by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011