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shcount by marc caporale August 14, 2003
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A combination of shit and cunt.

Shit + cunt = shcunt
"Fuck off , you ugly shcunt!"
shcunt by bumakabum November 3, 2016
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scountful 

Boogie; critical of other people’s cleanliness.
Who made the portal salad? Girl you scountful as hell.
scountful by Juelz704 August 12, 2018

Scountice 

Something unbelievably stupid that leaves you question how something do be that dumb
Ex: that kid is such a scountice
Scountice by Scounticer September 14, 2019

Scounting 

/ˈskoundiNG/ (Verb)

The act of helping your accounting friend find a lady/ romance/ some action
The holiday party is coming up. we need to start scounting the other departments to find AJ a lady.
Scounting by Accounting guy November 24, 2014
Shount ...has Many Level's of meaning ,HowEver it started as ... The Feeling YOU get in Your Gut , When SomeOne or SomeThing is Saying,Telling,Trying to convince YOU that YOU SHOULD ... But YOUR InStinct's Say That You DON'T ...
Thats SHOUNT ... <(Pre).... SHOUNT
(Post) > ... The Feeling of Knowing that You SHOULD have Listened to YOUR InStinct's & After the Fact YOU Have to Confess ...> OR ...The NON Involvment Version ... Seeing or Hearing SomeThing ... Thats Makes YOUR InStinct's Say SHOUNT ... TesTolerance... They Say, We Should ... I Say, We Don't ... Just Say, SHOUNT ...
Shount ... > (pre) ... Hey, You want to go Have Some Drink's & Then Go Racing out at the old AirPort,... No , I DON'T Want to ... C'mon YOU SHOULD ... It will Be fun ... NO thanks I DON'T ... Man I Say, YOU SHOULD , C'mon ...
" SHOUNT " ....
(POST) > ... YOU Don't Listen to YOUR InStinct's & YOU Go Drink & Go Race ... A) Nothing happen's YOU Have a GREAT Time ... B) D.U.I. LOSE $$$ & Lic. ect... C) Crash & Burn,Die or Live & KILL SomeOne Else ... I SHOUNT Have Done That ... > NON Involvment ... To See the Struggle Between The DO's & DON'Ts ... & The SHOULD's & SHOUNT's ... & When it happen's ...At that moment ...
" Oh SHOUNT "
shount by Ace Banger, The Guru January 19, 2008
When you Feel like You SHOULD, &
You Know You Don't,
Thats SHOUNT ...
It's ALL about Your GUT Feelings & How We Should Listen to Them & What Happens , When We Do & Don't ...
SHOUNT ...
I am Ace Banger, The Guru

They Say We SHOULD,
I Say, We DON'T,
Just Say, SHOUNT ...
SHOUNT by Ace Banger, The Guru February 3, 2009
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