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scoontie 

ORIGIN: BROCKTON, MA. 508

*male or female. someone that does trashy things like suck dick for a living, stripper, prostitute, act fake, are a bitch or a cunt, trick, slut.
Yo, you see that girl over there i heard she's a scoontie.

Walk into the club "where the scoonties at??"

Stop being such a scoontie! GET THE DICK OUTCHA MOUTH!

Girlll you slept with my boyfriend scoont please! wtfff.
scoontie by BAR666 March 31, 2010
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(v)To leave a group of people without informing anyone of your departure.
Where did Justin go? I dont know he must have scounced.
scounce by Texas Stu October 23, 2006

Scounting 

/ˈskoundiNG/ (Verb)

The act of helping your accounting friend find a lady/ romance/ some action
The holiday party is coming up. we need to start scounting the other departments to find AJ a lady.
Scounting by Accounting guy November 24, 2014

shauntice 

A positive young lady full of love. She's also inspiring courageous and loveable. She also has a low tolerance for stupidity and will put u on blast in a heartbeat.
Did u tell Shauntice about the event?
No. Because it I do she's gonna be pretty upset
shauntice by Xionaye September 24, 2018

sana mana ounce scounce blitz 

a really funny saying that people at my old job used to pass the time, i dont know or have any idea where the fuck it came from, just someone with a really fucked up imagination, its often done with waving hands in front of the face at the same time
YO man guess what?!, what?, sana mana ounce scounce blitz, ::waves hands in front of face:: hahaha
A female who is your side piece, there always there to do the dirty.
Yeah bro the scounties coming, we gettin littty
scountie by xojovvv November 3, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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