shazam!

When a person is holding a handful of semen and "SHAZAM!" its in you face. The person usually runs away. The person who got shazamed is now having a bad day!

1. Teacher: "Chris do you have your homework done?"
Chris: "SHAZAM!!" (runs out door)
Teacher: Damn, now im having a bad day!

2. Jon: "Hey so do you wanna play some ds later?"
Cam: "SHAZAM!" (runs away)
Jon: Shit, i hate semen in the face!

by Gizmo Maguaw May 02, 2007

shazam it

The act of using the SHAZAM app to identify any song

Billy: "Yo, who sings that sweet tune?" Woodrow: "I don't know dude, SHAZAM it."

by frank da tank 75 April 28, 2010

Shazaming

The act of getting head in a movie theater.

Yo, there’s a dude shazaming in row H!

by Bumblethot69 May 10, 2019

shazam

A word to express astonishment when two people say the same thing simultaneously.

Person A & B: I hate Justin Timberlake.
Person A: shazam!

by smashapieonthebus April 03, 2019

Shazamer

Somebody who uses Shazam or any other app that detects song titles to cheat in song guessing games.

Foxanimaljam321 is a Shazamer m9

by xEverythingIsCopacetic July 21, 2016

Shazam

Exclamatory phrase used when striking an unsuspecting victim in the genitalia with a foreign apparatus such as a back scratcher or a crow bar.

Isn't that your mom over there? SHAZAM!

by stetzel February 07, 2005

shazam

1: The first letters of the names of the gods Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Achilles, and Mercury, usually screamed by Billy Batson to summon the power of Captain Marvel.

2: A Goofy fuckin' exclaimation uttered by Gomer Pyle to further make him look like a dumbass.

3: An acceptable phrase to utter during orgasm whilst having sexual relations.

by First National Bastard April 22, 2003