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Shazam!

The expression of happiness, elation or general agreement on a subject matter at hand. An informal mannerism used to express ones individualism and or excitement in a quite place (i.e. the library, class, work, church, funerals, etc.)at no particular time and for no reason beknownst to anyone but yourself and the immediate party (parties) involved. Usually accompanied by a single or a double high five, depending upon the discretion of the parties involved as well as the social setting of the "Shazam!".
Joe: Hey Philly, guess what?
Philly: Whats that dear friend?
Joe:We both just got a raise and don't have to work this weekend! I just found twenty bucks,it's happy hour all week long and that hot mom over there is totally eye fucking you right now!...
Joe & Philly: SHAZAM!
by Philip Levi November 2, 2006
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an exclimation when something happens unexpectedly in your favor
Shazam! I got an answer right on Jeopordy!!!!
by Shazduck108.6 October 13, 2006
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Unzipping a man's taint from balls to anus with a pair of kiddie scissors.
Kansas Rep. Pete DeGraaf said getting raped was no different from getting a flat tire?! Someone oughta Shazam! that dude.
by MetalSancho September 13, 2011
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When a person is holding a handful of semen and "SHAZAM!" its in you face. The person usually runs away. The person who got shazamed is now having a bad day!
1. Teacher: "Chris do you have your homework done?"
Chris: "SHAZAM!!" (runs out door)
Teacher: Damn, now im having a bad day!

2. Jon: "Hey so do you wanna play some ds later?"
Cam: "SHAZAM!" (runs away)
Jon: Shit, i hate semen in the face!
by Gizmo Maguaw May 14, 2007
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When a man engages in sex for a few thrusts before rolling off their partner, faking orgasm, shouting SHAZAM! followed by a fart/passing of wind.
Julie pissed me off again so i Shazamed her last night

*thrust* SHAZAM! *roll away and fart*
by JCtheTrimp November 13, 2007
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A word to express astonishment when two people say the same thing simultaneously.
Person A & B: I hate Justin Timberlake.
Person A: shazam!
by smashapieonthebus April 3, 2019
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Exclamatory phrase used when striking an unsuspecting victim in the genitalia with a foreign apparatus such as a back scratcher or a crow bar.
Isn't that your mom over there? SHAZAM!
by stetzel February 6, 2005
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