Shawasted 

So drunk you dont even know how to put it into real words.

We were so shawasted lastnight. I dont remeber anythingg!

Shawasted by Knowittxx June 20, 2009

shawasted 

To be completely wasted, drunk, crunk, inebriated, shloshed, shit-faced, etc. Usually a playful term used by a highly intoxicated individual to fellow drunken friends.

"Let's get shawasted!"

Dude, I was shawasted last night.

shawasted by Kolo July 18, 2006

Shamwasted 

Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked

Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!

Shamwasted by shelbonics November 13, 2009

shmasted 

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

shmasted by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

Shanaster 

Someone who engages in shanastery, tomfoolery, bullshit, or shady dealings

Mike Oxbig, puts Vaseline on his driver, he’s a Shanaster.

Shanaster by MRLING January 22, 2022

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009

Shroasted 

A combination of 'Shreked' and 'Roasted', therefore creating 'Shroasted'. Can be used in situations both of root words are appropriate.

Timmy: "2+3= 23"
Teacher: "No it's not, you moron! 2+3=5!"
Steve: "Shroasted!"

Shroasted by 666satanislife666 November 12, 2014