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Used to described a point of inebriation so far beyond your contol that you cant possibly remember what happened to you last night.

Combines the words shitty, fuckin, n wasted.
Jo: Dude i cant believe you tried motor boating my dad last night.

Jim: Well dude i was pretty shfwasted. also your dads hot.
Shfwasted by Apesauce420 April 16, 2009
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Shamwasted 

Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked
Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!
Shamwasted by shelbonics November 13, 2009

shmasted 

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.
I'm f*cking shmasted!
shmasted by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006
Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."
Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009

Shroasted 

A combination of 'Shreked' and 'Roasted', therefore creating 'Shroasted'. Can be used in situations both of root words are appropriate.
Timmy: "2+3= 23"
Teacher: "No it's not, you moron! 2+3=5!"
Steve: "Shroasted!"
Shroasted by 666satanislife666 November 12, 2014

Shwastey 

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

See Shwasted.
That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.
Shwastey by YoOrDu May 25, 2009

Shawasted 

So drunk you dont even know how to put it into real words.
We were so shawasted lastnight. I dont remeber anythingg!
Shawasted by Knowittxx June 20, 2009
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