Shattock'd 

You have just met the most incredible man on earth.

"I've just been Shattock'd"

Shattock'd by peaandbean February 3, 2010

Shattock Flip 

Advance skateboarding trick.

Which involves popping the board upside down and using your hand to flip the board back over whilst jumping back on it.

Average Skateboarder: Wow what was that?!
Advance Skateboarder: That was the Shattock flip my dear friend.

Shattock Flip by leetmore November 16, 2014

shattock 

A shattock is someone who always tells lies and can always blame things on you

A shattock is stupid

shattock by Harry dead man May 5, 2021

shattocks 

- when you shit your pants to see if you would cum
- an nfl obsessed blonde lad who loves mother’s day

- fingers girls in switch

- loves to make pesto pasta in his flower underpants

- loves to rub their cock and balls on pillows
- wears malaga shirts or hollister

defined as - don’t come in my room i’m gonna do a shattocks

shattocks by alright bri January 17, 2023

Shattockry 

A exclamation of anger for something bad that has happened to you

I have failed my exams
this is plain old shattockry!

Shattockry by Your eminence Larry August 3, 2020