fast, forceful messy event: somebody or something resembling a violent storm of fecal matter flying in all directions. An escalation beyond shit hitting the fan but between shitsunami
We did not deliver the product to the customer on time and now we are facing a shiticane.
or
We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.
Origin; "the shit is going to hit the fan"
Coined by Jim Lahey from MTV's Trailor Park Boys. Described as a powerful force of revenge,in attempt to ruin a future series of events. A shiticane is caused due to large increments of anger. Similar to that of a 'shit storm'.
"the shiticane is comin' for you Rick..."
-Used as a defence/warning toward the Sunnyvale Trailor Park locals by ex police officer, and park supervisor Jim Lahey
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'