shatican

The new name of the home of the Pope after Joe Biden shat his pants during his visit there.

I was going to go to mass in Rome, but I couldn’t stand the smell in the Shatican long enough.

by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021

shiticane

fast, forceful messy event: somebody or something resembling a violent storm of fecal matter flying in all directions. An escalation beyond shit hitting the fan but between shitsunami

We did not deliver the product to the customer on time and now we are facing a shiticane.

or

We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.

by Steve Swytech January 11, 2009

Shiticane

Origin; "the shit is going to hit the fan"
Coined by Jim Lahey from MTV's Trailor Park Boys. Described as a powerful force of revenge,in attempt to ruin a future series of events. A shiticane is caused due to large increments of anger. Similar to that of a 'shit storm'.

"the shiticane is comin' for you Rick..."
-Used as a defence/warning toward the Sunnyvale Trailor Park locals by ex police officer, and park supervisor Jim Lahey

by Benson005 September 6, 2008

sharticane

when you and a friend shart at the same time and it comes together to form a hurricane

person 1: do you see this weather we’re having

person 2: yeah i heard (name) and (name) formed a sharticane…

by dickbiggerthanthesun December 27, 2023