fast, forceful messy event: somebody or something resembling a violent storm of fecal matter flying in all directions. An escalation beyond shit hitting the fan but between shitsunami
We did not deliver the product to the customer on time and now we are facing a shiticane.
or
We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.
Origin; "the shit is going to hit the fan"
Coined by Jim Lahey from MTV's Trailor Park Boys. Described as a powerful force of revenge,in attempt to ruin a future series of events. A shiticane is caused due to large increments of anger. Similar to that of a 'shit storm'.
"the shiticane is comin' for you Rick..."
-Used as a defence/warning toward the Sunnyvale Trailor Park locals by ex police officer, and park supervisor Jim Lahey
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"