Shartkakke

Like a standard Bukkake
But with poo particles instead of semen
The reciever is farted on point blank range by a large group of people after they have consumed extrememly volatile gas producing foods. It then amplified with an enema, laxatives or both to give desired effect, the reciever cops a large amount of sharticles/fecal matter to the face.

Pronounced Shart-Kark-E

Dude I went to a party the other night and they had a huge platter of beans, garlic and onions filled with laxatives. The hosts of the party then placed me in the middle of a circle and proceded to shove an enema up their asses and shat all over me!!

Me - You were in the middle of Shartkakke party!!

by Roboroach69 August 6, 2022

shitkakke

When you're at work and people keep stopping by to drop off more shit for you to do. It just keeps coming and you can't dig out.
Much like bukkake but you're buried in work instead

You: Hey hun, how was your day?
Her: I got shitkakked today, everybody needed something and it just wouldn't stop.
You: Well, that's a hell of a story, now make me a sammich!

by worked2death May 27, 2011

strawberry shartcake

Blood fart. To shit ones undies and bleed from the anus. Helpful to have white briefs involved for full color spectrum.

I made my sweetie a strawberry shartcake and she came back for seconds.

by zachari15 July 10, 2014

shartcake

A collection of sharts made into a pastry

Baker: "Would you like some shortberry shartcake?"
Me:"Of course! I love shartcake, especially shortberry!"

by Poonanny February 3, 2018

Shitkakke

When someone partakes in sexual activity where it involves one sub an usually multiple doms who stand above the sub and then defecates onto the sub. Once all the dominants have finished the sub then rolls around it the faeces for sexual pleasure

Donna "Oh hello there, would you like to participate in Shitkakke?" Dancer "Why yes I would!" Donna "Well please lower your faecal matter onto my face post haste!"

by shartsaway May 8, 2017

Shirtkakke

when the lotion bottle or soap dispenser is clogged and instead of getting it in your hand its gets all over your shirt.

Awww man, I just went to wash my hands after taking a piss and the dispenser shirtkakke'd me..

by Schmutz1g August 25, 2022

Sharktanked

When you think you have the best idea ever but someone beat you to it.

I saw my dog collar invention idea at petco. I got sharktanked.

by Wisdomwrap July 28, 2016