amra's definitions

shawshank exemption

To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.

Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption.

by amra July 12, 2006

belly chowder

The result of an amorous encounter with a cousin.

I made some belly chowder to avoid getting in trouble with Uncle Reese.

by amra July 12, 2006

slaptastic

A great pornagraphic experience.

That Jenna Jammison video was certainly slaptastic.

by amra July 12, 2006

whackworthy

Any object, thought or activity that inspires the need to "know onesself"

Anna in that plaid skirt was definitely whackworthy.

by amra July 12, 2006

pound puppy

The act of engaging a woman with loose and hanging vulva in coitus.

I was looking for Ms. Right but I found a pound puppy instead.

by amra July 12, 2006