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When you draw teeth on your boyfriends butt crack, and proceed to make shark noises while you spread and close the butt cheeks together.

Girlfriend: Hunny, Can I give you shark Butt tonight?
Boyfriend: OK,I guess.. But only with the blue sharpie...
Girlfriend *draws teeth on butt crack*
Boyfriend: Is my butt hairy??
Girlfriend: Your butt? You mean daddy shark?? *RRRARR I'm a big mean shark...* (spreads and closes butt cheaks)
Boyfriend: giggles

shark butt by missninnylove May 23, 2006

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Butt Shark

A person who constantly seeks opportunities to kiss ass.

Watch ot for Jones, he's a Butt Shark.

Smith will Shark you to get ahead.

That asshole Jackson sharked me in front of Maintenance Control.

Butt Shark by Ed USN RET March 23, 2006

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The butt shark

A fake shark with a big butt in the back which stole captain captains butt

Da the butt shark stole me butt arg

The butt shark by Orman November 3, 2016

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Butt shark

A mini shark that lives in the river and nibbles on your butt

“Don’t stay in the water too long, a butt shark will come and nip your tooshy”

Butt shark by Chika19 February 28, 2019

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butt shark

Gay, especialy in the cruising, predatory sense

Don't send your little bro for the stuff, the dude is a hard core butt shark!

butt shark by Yousseff March 30, 2008

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Butt Shark

Some one who likes to look at butts. Primarily someone who gropes butts at key moments.

Get your hand of my butt, you butt shark!

He's a real butt shark, always scoping out the butts looking for a kill.

Butt Shark by Ziggamus October 18, 2007

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butt shark

When you suprise someone by sticking 4 fingers up their crack quick like. This is done best when they are wearing underwear or other loose fitting clothing and they are walking up the stairs.

My guy just gave me a fucking butt shark! No way is he gonna get any tonight...

butt shark by jessiejane27 January 4, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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